the sad and yummy story (dont choke on ur cookie)

okay so me and my mom are starving. its spring break. (whoo!!! -lift up shirt... but theres a undershirt blocking the view lol). so my mom is eating a cookie, a yummy white macadamia nut cookie. yum right. well i wanted some too, so i stole her bag and she choked on the cookie, but thats not all, Lady's and gentleman, she dropped the last piece on he floor:'( oh so sad, no? poor cookie, and my mom for missing her mouth. jk, i don't know how it happened. but that poor sad large cookie. it plummeted to the floor, and was messed up and disfigured, (not to mention the floor at the office is disgusting), then said its last good bye's as it was thrown away. such a sad story. sad but Delicious.